It’s another season of True Blood. So glad you could join us. If this is your first time watching the show…why? Only severe masochists who have an Asperger’s-like ability to keep an infinite number of characters in their head still watch True Blood, under the futile hope that the show will go back to how it was in its first seasons, when there were only five main characters and only one story. What I’m trying to say is: keep up. This train of pain isn’t slowing down for the remedial class.